“Someone in Zurich, Zurich Switzerland googled ‘kiss my private’ and came to my blog.”

“At least they didn’t put it in quotes, right?”

“Good point.”

“Yesterday someone googled ‘picture of two people hunched over doing homework.’”

“That’s funny, because we only hunch over our computers, doing anything but homework.”

“Yeah. And it’s like, learn to use the Internet already!”

Super sasstacular searches that ultimately lead to the blogdom of sass kissing:
* kiss brown dye
* sharp atwood
* a baby by buster
* kiss my gluteus maximus
* mother forced my hair cut
* entj christian jesus
* lost my marbles
* cubic difference diamond money rich
* at least i enjoy what i do
* gluteus maximus picture galleries
* login horizon train smart
* meekus
* hair turned orange
* emily s kiss
* go ahead have another donut
* chico pea chair

Gosh, you mention bun huggers once and it starts a frenzy of people searching for cross country booty! I can only imagine what kind of searches Dooce is getting, writing about Count von Count’s love life:

“You may not consider two different women as a string of lovers, but the Count is over 1.8 million years old and he’s still young enough at heart to call his lover a Chocolate Cake. By all indications he’ll be bumping hot, new vampire butt FOR A WHILE.”