Why is there no stamp tool in my makeup kit?

Filed under: Daily Sass, Posh Sass — Emily at 1:18 am on Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I woke up and patted my hair. Amazingly it felt similar to the day before. Needless to say, I had lofty expectations when I approached the mirror. The shriek that came forth after doing so was a shock. Where were my perfectly plucked eyebrows and flawless complexion? My teeth were not brilliantly white and my lips were anything but rosy.

Down the hall I hear a similar plea. “Emily?! Can you photoshop my face? I miss my eyebrows!”

You see, Nigel’s photos were fantastic. Reality, however, is not so kind. I used to think I knew photoshop, but this new project has stretched my bounds. While I hope I’m not like Dooce’s Stretch Monster in the hands of her brother. I don’t want to ooze pink anytime soon.

I rose to the challenge and me and my seven saucy housemates look FABULOUS!

the unit

CarolynJenny
AbigailHeather
JeniKristen
AmandaEmily

Thank you, Nigel aka my boyfriend, Matt West! (Visit Matt West’s photos! He’s an amazing photographer!)

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May 27, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

“Sure, Matt’ll do it.”

Matt West left today. We’re all heartbroken except for Emily who also ditched us and left with him. This guy seriously deserves a tribute. How many guys will go into a house with 8 girls and live amongst them? Also,…

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