Still waiting for my world to explode
Vices are pretty bad by themselves. When you combine them, they seem to take on a lifeform all their own. Drinking and cigarettes. Coffee and caramel sauce. ANTM and MySpace. Christine and Nnenna, beautiful chemists, know what it’s like to mix reactive and potent substances.
For the past two nights I have spent far too long searching for ANTM contestants on MySpace. I have successfully found most of this season’s contestants and a handful from seasons past — Dani the crazy conservative, Cassondra with the fear of scissors and others. But I have yet to find Lisa, my favorite next to Joanie, of course. I am officially friends with Joanie Dodds. Don’t be too jealous.


