Telescope Eyes - Eisley
Please - Tristan Prettyman
Stars and Boulevards - Augustana

C’mon iPod Shuffle! I’m off to a job interview, I need something to pump me up!

Badd - Ying Yang Twins

Okay, iPod, I guess this will have to do. Where’d you get this song anyway?

I could tell by the way she walk that she got it

I guess this could work for an interview.

Body so delit, you can tell when she drop it.

Wait, what?

I don’t know what they’re talking about, but the bass is bumpin’ and I’m getting some confidence going on. I park the car with confidence. I bob my head to the beat with an I’m-a-white-girl-from-the-ghetto-who’s-about-to-show-the-Valley-what’s-up confidence. I get out of the car with confi … why, hello Mr. Potential Employer who doesn’t really seem to be fan of the Twins, no matter how Ying or how Yang.

Ooopsies. How was I supposed to know he would be standing outside of the building? And better yet, how’s this poor girl from the ghetto ever going to get a job?