When shopping for a pair of boots online (me shopping for another pair of shoes? No!) it’s easy to be overwhelmed. You’d think “boots” would merely be a subcategory of shoes. No, no my friend. It is just the beginning. Comfort boots. Leather boots. Heels. No heels. Over the knee, mid calf, ankle. Cordura? After selecting the options you think will make a perfect boot, eshoeharmony gives you this:

And the Grand Poobah:

Is it the Internet’s odd choices of Emily’s Perfect Boots or an instance of finding more than one needle in a fashion-defunct haystack that makes me COVET these boots:

What girl hates the snow and general cold and is actually excited for the winter? Me because it’s BOOT SEASON!