Oooh another episode of ANTM. I was chowing down some Chinese food so I was a bit late. I’m going to try live blogging my comments. This live blogging thing almost makes up for the fact that I no longer live in a house with seven other ANTM addicts (and recovering Tyra bashers).

8:08
She must have learned her English on the moon.
Natasha: Ms. J says I walk like a Martian. So I think I’m doing well.

8:10
Tyra plugging herself through “friends” on her own show? No! That’s not her style…

8:11
Jael, there’s a reason everyone wants to walk perfectly and impress the judges. It’s because they want to win. What the heck are you doing here? Trying to get more play on your odd raunchy photos?

The Break Breakdown
Even though her CWTV photos make her chin look like the Grand Tetons, I think Samantha has a good chance to take it or make it as a top contender. But you never know with the quiet ones.

If you’re curious, Jay Manuel has a MySpace. Usually I try to wait until the season is over until I go looking for ANTM myspace profiles. Let’s see how long I can take it.

8:17
When will people get over the 80s kickbacks?! Overdone. C’mon Tyra, this better not be a prediction of the season.

8:20
Seriously, they don’t have boob tape?! And are Jael and Natasha related, because they’re crazies!

8:22
Okay, I don’t normally agree with what Sarah has to say, but that trophy was “redonkulous.”

8:23
Ugh, I hate that they’re having to talk about tension. Forget talking about it, pull a Jade on that. Can Lisa come back and live in the house? Like as an RA?

8:33
And I jinxed Samantha. Sorry, dear. But it’s fun to pretend like things you’re not.

Whitney, there’s a whole movie dedicated to mean girls. It’s called Mean Girls! Be plastic! Be Linsdey Lohan when she was cool. But mean. Mean = cool, pretty much.

8:36
Natasha: How should I pose as teacher pet? Should I sit or be sexy? Or should I start meowing?

For not speaking English, she sure talks a lot…

The Break Breakdown
More MySpace friends: Lisa and Joanie! Also, Lisa is selling T-shirts of herself. I’m thinking of ordering one…

8:42
Arg! Tyra “Smashing, swashbuckling wench” Banks! Didn’t she wear a head wrap at the last panel? Oh pardon me, a ‘do rag.

8:43
I want the detailed runway in my room!

Cheerlearder shot — SNOOZER!

8:45
How does Brittany’s face look clever, Nigel? Is that an insult?

8:47
It’s cycle 8. Why do they keep crying to the judges, expecting sympathy after being picked on. Uh, you live in close quarters with a bunch of girls. This happens on each cycle! Ugh, when will they learn… Really, I hope they don’t learn. Makes for good TV.

8:47
Ah, Tyra’s a bug-eyed snake! That’s totally high fashion. I see so many girls getting ad campaigns after straining their necks every which way, looking like deer doing the Egyptian in the headlights.

8:49
And it’s decided. Natasha is a Martian. Give that Ms. Jay a raise. Or a book deal. Or some steroids.

The Break Breakdown
This live blogging stuff is hard. Especially when I’m the only one doing it. And I’m the only one really watching. Matt’s trying to solve the daylight saving time issue at work. But he’s singing “Don’t cha.” So this situation could improve. Perhaps if it was a 2-hour episode we’d be Tyra bashing.

8:54
If Jaslene continuously has the strongest photos… what does that mean for all of Tyra’s top choices? Jaslene was a reject, you know…

8:56
Don’t send the crazy Russian home! But don’t boot my frontrunning girl!

8:57
Going through Natasha’s head: Does me standing withs dis one girl mean I am win top prize? Yippy! Win big prizeees!

8:58
Well, don’t hire me at a modeling agency. What do I know? Bye, bye, Samantha.

9:00
So, next week is the makeover challenge. Who’s going to cry about the Britney ‘do? I’m thinking Renee. But then again, those other girls want hair so much that they beg, borrowed, stole and sewed weaves on dey heads.

Do we really need another Pussycat Doll?

9:03
Okay, live blogging was way harder than I though. I’m going to need to enlist others next time. Any takers?