ANTM Live Blogging, Episode 4

Filed under: Posh Sass, Photos, ANTM — Emily at 7:04 pm on Wednesday, March 21, 2007

While playing outside with Cody, he caught the Frisbee in the air for the first time. Let’s hope this post-makeover episode will be just as, if not more monumental. Here we go…

8:05
Whitney gave up 9Gs to be a next top reality tv star best friend model. Obviously money well spent for a short-lived career in night club tours.

8:06
Renee’s stepping up and being a good person. And by being a good person, she’s making odd drawings of girls. With that haircut she’s kinda like the scary psycho brother from Wedding Crashers making a picture of Vince Vaughn.

8:07
This guy claims he started voguing like my brother used to say he made up walking like an Egyptian.

8:08
Is this posing or old people tai chi on the park?

8:15
How does one burn themselves with a curling iron when she has no hair to curl? Wait, it’s Jael. Totally makes sense.

8:17
Are they auditioning to be a bond girl? Are they trying to make unitards come back in style? Because Natasha in a unitard is really making me want one.

Oh, it’s about posing. It’s always about posing. In unitards.

8:21
Renee’s swimming in debt, has a little kid and is hoping all her problems will melt away with a diamond bracelet? Yeah, antm is definitely the place to be.

8:24
Natasha: Kill me with your drop-dead gorgeous looks? Oh where’s gun so I kill Renee?

You don’t know what I would give to have a screen shot gallery of Natasha. Deer in the headlights is almost the phrase… Japanese-Russian hybrid bug heading for the tantalizing zapper?

8:29
Oh does anyone remember the cycle 4 (?) shoot when they were the 7 deadly sins in the coffins? That was amazing.

8:30
“I would expect this from a real supermodel.” Sad, even Mr. Jay has no hope in these girls. “You kinda look like a model…”

8:32
Jael, this should be easy for you…. Oh shoot. That’s mean, huh.

Speaking of mean, why hasn’t Tyra broken into the house to have a “let me help you … love me” counseling session.

8:35
Natasha: A cold water bottle bath, just like spring break in Russia!

8:44
Tyra. Seriously. What gives with the head wrap?

I mean, it’s not absolutely terrible. But next week, it could progress to this:

8:46
You don’t see Brittany’s face. Is that why it’s such a great shot?

8:47
Pride comes before the decapitating fall, Felicia.

8:53
I need some more flavor from the judges. Sorry Twigs, but since Ms. Jay has become mute, panel’s a snoozer. Bring back Janice. Get Tim Gunn.

8:54
Oh I don’t know who’s going home. I think Felicia could be really good. And I thought they said at the shoot that she was doing well. This is a toughie.

8:56
There’s no way they’re going to boot someone from the show for wearing a cheap sparkly thing out of the children’s section. I went shopping today. Apparently fashion is out of the little girls’ department.

8:57
Bye Felicia. You know how Tyra’s talking to you right now? She’s word vomiting, per usual. You just took a bad picture and are too cocky. You probably have a better chance than those other girls in the real world.

8:59
Coming up? Natasha’s profession is talking on the phone like that. Not surprising. How have they not played up her character more?

So what do we all think? Good season thus far?

3 Comments »

Comment by Abigail

March 21, 2007 @ 7:07 pm

Shift, just wanted to let you know I’m watching tonight and reading! :)

Comment by Matt

March 21, 2007 @ 7:40 pm

Just wanted to let you know I’m watching tonight and reading too!!

Comment by Emily

March 21, 2007 @ 7:43 pm

Yay! Live blogging party!

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