There’s nothing like ANTM to make a stressful day better. That and some rockin’ tacos. What’s in store for this episode? Cat fights? Jael being normal? Well if there’s one thing we can count on, it’s an action packed hour of models. Oh and Tyra’s pirate do-rag… Here we go!

8:04
Yay, Natasha episode! She’s a mom? Oh dear…

She’s a feline mail order bride. That explains a lot.

8:06
Looking your worst may be the best thing that ever happened to you. Like last week’s crime scene? How could they look worse?

Too bad Melrose didn’t get the “how not to dress” lesson…

8:09
Renee has lost her goodwill vibes and is bashing the plus sized contestant.

“Will there ever be a plus-sized model on the cover of Vogue?” I think the question, Renee, is will this ever be on the cover of Vogue?

Ponder that a while, hunny.

8:17
Why would Dionne be picking out clothes when she almost got the boot for it last week?

8:18
I LOVE NATASHA! I’m going to use that excuse here and at work. “No, mister boss, it’s okay, when you make up a name, you can spell it any way you want.”

8:21
Aw poor Natasha. No respect.

And Stuart? He’s speaking in complete, articulate sentences. Total mail order bride.

8:26
This photo shoot was totally Miss Jay’s idea, wasn’t it? And it’s definitely not as cool as last cycle’s celebrity couple’s shoot.

8:28
Oh man. Renee does look better as a man. People shoould listen to me more.

And Jael? Totally Sonny and Cher.

8:30
And Sarah? I totally bought a mocha from him yesterday.

8:31
Dionne needs to speak up about the clothes thing. Seriously. It would up the ratings times five.

8:32
I told you from the beginning Natasha is the best part of this show. All the girls were confused as to why she was preparing and finding out more about her character.

8:34
WHY isn’t Mr. Jay on the panel. He’s the voice of reason. I guess he’s like Tim Gunn. The show favorite who’s stuck playing counselor to blase contestants.

The Break Breakdown
Why is Tyra dishing out a lesson on how to dress. Point that retired model finger right back around, missy. Scroll down here to see some of Tyra’s finale get ups.

8:42
Tyra’s pirate do-rag is gone! A headband, sure. Maybe the bangs are finally covering up last week’s bad weave. A lesson she needs to learn, case 1 and case 2.

8:43
Nigel said what we were all thinking about Jaslene: “You look like a good looking guy.”

Which one’s the tranny?

8:49
Just give the prize to Natasha now so we can just spend the rest of the episodes watching her?

8:52
I’m tired of these girls looking like boys. You don’t see that crap in Vogue.

8:54
I don’t know who the guest judge either, but she was definitely right on in the “next” comment for Jael. Hula hoop on home soon, please.

8:55
Will it be down to the plus-sized models? I thought post-retirement Tyra would keep them until the end.

8:57
Finally Diana goes home. Sorry dear, this competition is not for you. And everyone knew that from the beginning. Amazing though, how this show can suck the life out of vivacious people.

9:00
Well Matt just walked into the room with warm, ooey gooey chocolate chip cookies. I’m amazed that I’m still sitting here after typing that. It’s been fun ANTMers, and until next week, I leave you with this: