Even though I’m not quite rested from my blog/ANTM Live Blogging! hiatus, I’m definitely excited about this being the final four. I can’t really say that I have a favorite. Renee is pretty funny, you know, being all crazy. And Jaslene would be a good winner since that would ultimately mean Tyra failed when she gave her the boot last season. And then there’s Natasha. Dionne, eh. I could do without. Here we go!

8:05
Oh and the sexy music goes on. Natasha is making out with the phone while talking on the phone. Babeey!

Bushwacking in heels? She is a hot competition.

8:07
So I’ve been to Australia. They tell you to stay away from the Aborigines because they’re mean and scary. Well, all except the ones who have a show at the zoo/boomerang school.

Oh this challenge is interesting. You’ve got girls from Seventeen magazine judging an aboriginal storytelling dance.

8:09
Aw, Renee was abused? Give her the top model crown! I think she’s my favorite. She’s like a dysfunctional Miss America who wins the pageant even though her kid attacked her with finger paint.

8:10
These stories are a little sad. And Jaslene is only moving her mouth: All. I. do. is. live. love. and. laugh. yay.

8:16
Why are these stories all depressing? A yellow circle representing my life as a model and the baby is in it?

8:18
Natasha is actually moving around and not saying anything. Standard.

Yay, Nene! Ugh, she’s almost not my favorite anymore for going by that nickname.

8:20
Why do the girls share their prizes? I wouldn’t share!

8:22
Aw that would have been fun to see Natasha go crazy. Get better!

What’s with the Natasha hating? They think she doesn’t really have a husband because they don’t know his name or haven’t seen pictures of her daughter? Then who the heck is she talking with on the phone?

8:24
Was that seriously the best thing they could do to balance the working hard? That wasn’t playing hard. Where was the club and the Italian guys a la the Shandi cycle that was running on VH1 all weekend?

The Break Breakdown
Check out an interview with Lady Sobs A Lot aka Brittany on Top Model Gossip.

8:30
Why is Dionne so opposed to dancing? Oh right because she is so mean.

8:32
I wish I had a screen shot of Natasha’s photo shoot. That is one happy bird…

She looks the female match for the dead guy dragged around in Weekend at Bernies.

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The Break Breakdown
I may have to switch and watch Canada’s Next Top Model because the only person with talent on this show is going to be hosting.

8:41
I thought there would only be four ruffles left? Or is this just an excuse to wear lots of frilly things, Ms. Jay?

8:42
I’m sorry, but Dionne isn’t that stunning.

The only reason that question is being asked is because there’s not enough trash talking going on besides the Natasha bashing. And oh look, it turned into more Natasha bashing.

8:44
Jaslene only has one look? One look! One LOOK?!

I’m glad that she said she has the most potential. If you really want to win, you wouldn’t say someone else.

8:45
Renee ROCKED it! Naturally.

8:46
Natasha was supposed to be a happy, bustling birdie. Too bad she turned it out like a crazy bird:

Has Natasha been in the bottom two yet?

Oh I bet those girls feel bad since Natasha is killing them with kindness. And she’s actually making sense.

8:48
Getting down to the final numbers is tough because one slip up can send you home. (Or Huh-OHme as Tyra says.) Would they really send Natasha home for being a sick sad crazy bird?

8:51
Why would the girls’ opinions about who has the most potential factor into the judges’ decision?

It’s too early to have Natasha go, send Dionne!

8:54
The moment of truth!

8:55
If Natasha goes, we may never know about her mystery husband and kid. What is she hiding?! Let us find out that reason, Tyra!

8:56
Thanks, Tyra! Dionne was a snoozer.

8:57
I’m going to try and put together a quiz for the season finale! Yippy! Go Team Renee/Team Wouldn’t Be Bummed If Jaslene Won Because It Would Be A Slap In The Face To Tyra.

Next week…
Oooh the Cover Girl commercial episode! Do you guys remember that craptactular runway show last time with the crazy mummies? This better be way better!

Till then…