Tri-tip made me late! So good. Renee CoverGirl winking totally cute!

8:06
Yay CariDee! Where’s her beautiful blonde hair? She doesn’t look as good.

8:07
I can’t decide which one I like more. I guess, I’m team Renee. Natasha would be amazing though.

Now after weening de compeeteetion…

8:24
Renee better not be sent home because she’s too old.

8:11
Jaslene is cute, but commercials? Not so much.

8:09
This challenge isn’t as fair if they don’t have lines.

Why is Renee in a wind storm? She’s a natch! Yay Renee!

8:12
These are very glam cover girls.

It bothers me that Renee and Lisa (previous cycle) are told they look to old. Why is the modeling industry so consumed with the malnurished girls that look like middle school boys?

The Break Breakdown
Sorry I wasn’t able to put a quiz together for the finale. I wasn’t really expecting the late nights at work, coming down with a cold or, you know, getting ENGAGED! And I thought life before my left ring finger found a diamond friend was busy. I guess we’ll just have to wait for next cycle to come up with some quizzes and polls and junk. And there will be another cycle because you know Tyra will take on anyone that gets in her way.

8:19
Oooh Sass & Bide. LOVE THEM!

Natasha’s commercial? LOVE IT! You know, for a foreign trainwreck.

8:20
Her smile is such a liar.

Her lips don’t look very good. In my opinion, these CoverGirl shots are never anything fabulous. They don’t look normal. I think Renee rocked it because she actually showed real personality in those boring shots.

The Break Breakdown
I don’t understand why CoverGirl is used as the big decision for who’s going to be Americas. Next. Top. Model. I understand they are a sponsor, but they have the same girls as covergirls. They pretty, but girl next door pretty. And most of their competitions are about editorial modeling. I know they’re looking for versatility, but it seems like a Vogue-worthy photoshoot should be the final competition, not the cookie cutter CoverGirl commercial.

8:28
Look how amazing Natasha and Renee look. Jaslene looks like she just got out of gym class. Send her home!

8:29
DANG IT! Go away Jaslene!

8:30
OH HECK TO THE NO!!!! TYRA’S IN BIG BIG BIIIIIG TROUBLE!!

Tyra is talking out of her you-know-where. Renee is gonna kick her bootay! Where’s the screen shot of that?

Ohh good parting quote, girl! I would rather have wisdom in my eyes and knowledge in my head than (I can’t remember the rest, but something to the tune of “than be airheaded”).

8:33
What the heck? Natasha does this for her baby because babies want happy moms? She is crazy. She has energy because none of it goes to the brain!

She couldn’t afford to go to University? Wouldn’t have known…

8:35
Jaslene better win to prove that Tyra doesn’t know who to pick to be a good model. How many of the finalists have become major models? Exactly. Woo Tyra…

8:37
I really don’t see how Natasha could be a top model. She doesn’t make any sense!

Oh wait, Tyra doesn’t make any sense either. I guess Natasha could be a perfect fit.

The Break Breakdown
I want to find out the latest on Top Model Gossip and maybe search for some crazy pictures, but I’m afraid Google would ruin it for me and tell me who won. Like two cycles ago, when I wanted to have my computer on when we watched the taped version. I thought I covered my basis with an away message saying “watching ANTM finale.” I thought wrong when my friend IMed me during the last commercial break and said “Aren’t you so sad that Joanie didn’t win?” To say I was devastated was an understatement.

Oooh bad time to have to go to the bathroom. Yieee!

8:43
This is perfect for CariDee. Jaslene’s not doing so bad. Hmm. This is a little too much interprative dance for me…

Did these girls do a runway this season?

Natasha’s face doesn’t look good when she walks. And there’s no shame is holding up your skirt, honey.

8:44
I didn’t get a good look at Jaslene’s walk.

8:45
Oh Natasha being late doesn’t bode well for her.

8:46
Cool runway show. Although it didn’t seem as exciting for the spectators as the others.

8:47
Aw, Natasha’s quote was cute. But I agree with Christine–neither stood out. Yawn.

8:48
Natasha’s hair. Eep.

Yay more Mr. Jay! That’s what this show needs. I guess Tyra feels afraid he would upstage her.

8:49
Oooh the track record… Jaslene is way better.

8:51
The last photoshoot seemed the most realistic shoot of them all.

8:52
The battle of the accents, eh? That’s why Renee wasn’t chosen?! But seriously, this whole show became a (very twisted yet) fab depiction of the American dream. Gotta love it.

8:55
Whatever Mr. Jay and Nigel say, I’ll go with.

Thank you Mr. Jay, improving isn’t the name of the game. It’s who is the best and has been the best.

8:56
Here we go. Moment of truth. I must admit, I think Jaslene should be Americas. Next. Top. Model.

8:57
And the winner is…

Jaslene. Yay!

I feel like a little cheer to show that Tyra messed up when she didn’t choose her in the first place:

Tyra doesn’t know what she’s talking about (clap clap)!

9:00
Well, I hope you all enjoyed the Live Blogging! of ANTM. My fingers will appreciate the break. Until next season…